3 comments about Convict 762.

1. 'Convict 762' centers on a scavenger starship crew that consists entirely of beautiful women that's forced to seek out a penal colony (insert pun here) in order to refuel. They discover the colony has been all but destroyed by a riot, and that one of the two surviving men is a dangerous prisoner known as Convict 762. The heroines and the plot stumble along from this point.

   While 'Convict 762' has okay special effects and set construction for what is most assuredly a low-budget effort, pretty good actiing all around, and delivers some tense moments, these positives are overwhelmed by insipid dialogue and characters who behave in such idiotic fashion that there is no doubt they are natural blondes.

   Of course, characters behaving stupidly in movies where monsters and killers are stalking them is not unusual for a film. However, 'Convict 762' goes well beyond the boundaries of what is typically found. One of the main characters behaves so stupidly in the last 10-20 minutes of the film that I knocked a star off for it.

   If you think you might enjoy a film that's an 'Alien'-light packed with braless women in tank-tops but burdened with a failed effort to deliver a Message, you might consider ordering this one. However, I advise you to stop the tape after the scene in sickbay, following the fight in the cargo bay and just picture in your mind's eye that the space ship takes off and flies away. While you'll miss a gratuitous love scene, you will come away with a much better impression of how good this film is.

   Watch it to the end at your own peril. You'll never get those minutes of your life back.




2. Actor Billy Drago (Deadly Heros, Freeway) has been making movies since the 80's. He is type-casted as a subtle psychotic killer with unique behaviors that he has made his signature. For fans, he is a guaranteed good time in the bizarre behavior department. He remains true to his craft in "Convict 762". The movie has good casting, Frank Zagarino (Never Say Die) and Shannon Sturges (Tornado!), who use their air time well in this deadly game of cat-and-mouse. There's good action in this low-budget sci-fi thriller and it keeps the viewer entertained and wondering what's what. This movie is worth the time and a must have for Mr. Drago fans and sci-fi lovers.



3. Don't you just love a good science fiction/action film? You know, one of those movies about a bunch of people zooming around the cosmos in a spaceship who suddenly find themselves in some type of trouble requiring them to land on an unfriendly planet, asteroid, base, moon, or some other celestial body? If you do love those types of movies, and I know I do, then avoid "Convict 762" like the plague. Oh, this movie follows the formula to a T, but "Convict 762" ranks as one of the most boring, illogical, downright idiotic science fiction films to come across my television screen in some time (and that's saying A LOT). Why anyone made this straight to video clunker is beyond me. Somebody named Luca Bercovici directed this dreck, just in case you want to know who is to blame for this nearly two-hour catastrophe. Yep, "Convict 762" is that bad, failing on nearly every level of moviemaking imaginable.

   The plot: a shipload of ladies flying through space accidentally, due to the incompetence of a crew member, flies into an asteroid field where the ship loses a large amount of its fuel in a collision. Since they no longer have enough power to get back to base, the captain of the vessel, named Niles and played by Shannon Sturges, decides to land at a penal colony in order to repair and refuel the ship. There is a lot of grumbling about this decision, with some blather about other ships avoiding this place like the plague, but Niles throws caution to the wind and heads into disaster. As the ship drifts down to the prison, the crewmembers spot two guys fighting each other in weird spacesuits. Failing to raise anyone on the radio, intrepid Captain Niles continues on, managing to break up the fight by bumping one of the guys with the space ship (!) before landing. Soon there is some story about a prison riot resulting in massive fatalities because "convict 762" went on a rampage. References made throughout the movie speak about how this convict is beyond human in his capacity for killing, he's death, he's disease, and all that stuff. Needless to say, Niles and company pick up both of these guys without any idea which one is 762. That's what the whole movie revolves around: who is convict 762 and will the crew discover the truth before he goes on another killing spree.

   The biggest problem with "Convict 762," apart from the terrible acting, atrocious script, molasses-like pacing, and cheesy CGI effects, is the infinite stupidity shown by Niles and the crew. This movie simply possesses no logic to speak of, as Niles repeatedly makes decisions that are the height of idiocy. When the killings start, she blithely sends crewmembers off to their deaths by letting people separate from the group. One member of the ship's crew is a real troublemaker, but Niles continually lets her roam about so she can cause further havoc on her fellow shipmates. The worst decision Niles makes occurs at the end of the film, and is so moronic that I simply could not believe my eyes. It is obvious the director threw this in just so the film could have a little nudity. "Convict 762" reeks of inanity from top to bottom.

   The question that continually arose in my mind while I watched this movie (it should have been "why am I watching this?") was why Billy Drago agreed to co-star in this wretched project. If you are familiar with Drago, and you will be as soon as you see him, he always plays great onscreen villains. In "Convict 762," he plays Mannix, one of the guys Niles picks up from the penal colony. Usually, Drago is fascinating to watch, but here he is largely wasted in an unsatisfying role. By the way, how is it possible for Mannix to be on fire for nearly five minutes and then suddenly arise, ready for combat? Maybe I should not ask questions that have no answers. The other guy character, Frank Zagarino, is downright offensive to even the basest sensibilities in the role of Vigo. In fact, every character endlessly grated on my nerves. There is a scene in one of the "Wayne's World" films where Garth hears a Kenny G song and undergoes a flashback about a painful trip to the dentist. When I think about "Convict 762" now, I have a slightly different type of flashback, a flashback to grade school when a fellow student raked his fingernails down a chalkboard. That's the only sensation I can equate with viewing "Convict 762."

   Will Niles and company escape the wrath of convict 762? I didn't care if anyone made it in the end and neither will you after surviving this film. Actually, I would rather fight convict 762 armed only with a Q-Tip than watch this movie again. This picture is just a bad, unentertaining quagmire of a movie that should deeply offend anyone who appreciates the science fiction genre. There are good, low budget sci-fi films out there, but one usually has to wade through movies like this to find them. What a shame.

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1 comments about Pat Boone's American Glory.

1. Pat Boone rules in this travel video unfortunately hardly any of his superb,reknowned movie musicals have ever been released on vhs/dvd,distributors should be made aware of this.I mean Elvis(That's Presley not Costello!!) should not get all the Glory!!!

5 comments about Cruising with the Shards.

1. Great DVD series. The Shards do a fantastic job of taking you along on their cruising adventures. I love sailing and have learned a great deal from watching the episodes. These are first class travel logos. I highly recommend them. Nothing better out there. Full of lots of helpful tips and places to go.
   If the Bahamas is where your going get this DVD.



2. A very enjoyable DVD. The Shards put the viewer right on the deck of their sailboat "Two Step" as they explore the Bahamas and the Azores. Many travel video producers hire actor/hosts to visit the beautiful far away places they are filming who then hop back on a plane after reading the last page of the script. Paul and Sheryl Shard actually live the lifestyle of the cruising sailor. They really enjoy what they are doing. It's not just a job. They dive among the sharks in the Bahamas, they rent scooters in Georgetown and they show us proper handling of a sailboat and the maintenance and upkeep involved when it is your method of travel and your home. Watching "Cruising With The Shards" with my wife convinced us that we too could break the ties to dry land and explore the world in a way that is much more exciting than just getting on a plane, swimming in a hotel pool and fly home a week later. I definately recommend this DVD. Not just to those thinking of sailing to new lands, but also to anyone who may not want to cross oceans themselves but still want to learn what it takes to cruise beyond their own backyard. A first rate production!



3. If you're looking for a low detail travel journal without much meat this is fine, if your looking for details - not even close. For example, on the DVD it says they talk about fishing. To me that means a little talk about bait, time of day, what to look for in a fishing spot - there was 3 minutes of watching some guy bring in fish. I had thought the first thing they'd mention when planning their trip across the Atlantic they'd mention how long it would take - you have to back track the math about 15 minutes into the trip. This DVD was VERY disappointing.



4. I was impressed with the actual quality of the video. It was informative and it was helpful since my husband and I are chartering a sailboat this summer. We will be in the Abacos which they did not cover, but there was still useful information and they did interview another couple that had been to the Abacos. I felt like it was a good value overall.



5. This dvd is a low content production which tells the obvious. The coverage of the Bahamas was mediocre. I do not recommend this dvd for anyone who is interested in dinding out what it is like to be cruising or how to plan for such a voyage.

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1. This disc was such a disappointment. The musical interpretations were milk-toast, and the audio quality was even worse. This was supposed to be a musical journey of France. Ha! Mostly what you get is wavy water and grazing donkeys. Save your $10 and do not buy this DVD. Judging by this, I suspect all of the Musical Journey DVD's will not match up to anyone's expectations.

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